Saturday 12 November 2011

Santa's Selection Policy

I was discussing potential Christmas present options with my four year old son when it occurred to  me that, much like the TL, Santa has his own selection policy. As a timely opportunity to synthesise recently read information I thought I might write it out for him. Obviously I'm still in the early days of ETL503, so don't expect this to be too perfect.


  • User Needs Analysis
The following questions should be asked and a reasoned judgement reached. A particularly strong response in one area may override all other considerations, eg. ardency of request or noise considerations.

Is there a patron-requested item for consideration?
Does the user already have this toy, or one similar?
Does the toy look exciting, but actually get quite boring after 30 mins?
How much mess will the gift create?
Is there any educational value to the item?
Will the user's family find this intensely irritating? e.g electronic tunes, repetitive messages, flashing lights.

  • Delivery Method
Real world items will be delivered via Reindeer Sleigh.
E-items may be represented in gift form via a card or voucher.
Returns will not be accepted.

  • Delivery Schedule
Annual delivery on 25th December for all Australian items.
  • Payment
Santa does not require payment.

  • Licence Agreement
The user must accept agreement of the licence for the following 12 month period, to be nice, not naughty.
Failure to fulfil the licence agreement will disqualify the user from further deliveries.

1 comment:

  1. I think I will take a copy of your Santa selection process when we going shopping for our kids. I would also add "How long does it take to pack away" or "Can it be packed away independently and quickly by child", or perhaps this might fall under Does it make a mess?

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